Jokes

1.This is a masterpiece..
Once a few Englishmen were discussing Indians and said “Indians can’t speak English”
Over hearing this Swami Vivekananda asked them, “can you tell a sentence in which the word BECAUSE comes three times one after another continually?”
Englishmen could not answer and Swami ji replied “You can never start a sentence with because, because because is a conjunction!”

2.

In a theatre when drama plays,..you opt for front seats.
When film is screened,..you opt for rear seats.
Your position in life is only relative...Not absolute.

For making soap,..oil is required.
But to clean oil,..soap is required.
This is the irony of life..

Only two category of people are happy in life:
The Mad and The Child.
Be Mad..to achieve a personal goal.
Be a Child to..enjoy what you achieved.

Enjoy life..!!
Neither u can hug urself nor u can cry on ur own shoulder.
Life is all about living for one another..
So live with those who love you the most.

Relations cannot be Understood By the Language of Money...
Because, Some Investments Never Give Profit But They Make us rich...!😊

3.
Two terrorists having discussion in a bar. The waiter asks them what the discussion was about? Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey.. Waiter :- Why a donkey? Then one terrorist says to the other, "See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people".

4.
An Indian man walks into the New York City bank
and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the
documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank,

Produces all the required items and everything
check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan.

The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari Into the banks underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.

While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to
borrow $5000?” The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my
car for 2 weeks and
For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return".
This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than... "VIJAY MALLYA"

5.
Best childhood song Ever
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Goooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddd mmmmmoooooorrrrrrrrnnnnnnniiiinnngggg tttteeeaaaacccchhhhheeeerrr
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Teacher :- very gud mrng ,sit down
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Thhhhhhhhhhaaaaaannnnnkkkkk yyyyoooooooouuu tttteeeeaaaacccchhhhheeeeerrrrr .
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.And u guys are super ,nw u are reading above msg with the same old style with music and rhythm

5.
What is BUSINESS ??
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Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
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Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.
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Dad goes to Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
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Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok.
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Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
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Dad : Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President: No

Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK.
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That’s business…!!..
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6.
New Idea Of Proposing A Girl. ;)
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Boy: “Can I Take A Photo Of You” :)
Girl: “Why ?”
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Boy: “Just Wanted To Show My Children
How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age“
;) ;) <3 (y)

7.

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now.:)

8.
biology டீச்சர் சொல்றாங்க #செல்ன்னா உயிரணுவாம்...
Physics டீச்சர் சொல்றாங்க #செல்ன்னா பாட்டரியாம்...
Maths டீச்சர் சொல்றாங்க #செல்ன்னா விற்பனையாம்..
History டீச்சர் சொல்றாங்க #செல்ன்னா ஜெயிலாம்..
Tamil டீச்சர் சொல்றாங்க.. #செல்ன்னா போ ன்னு அர்த்தமாம்.
அஞ்சி பீரியட் லயும் இப்படி குழப்படி நடந்தா பசங்க எப்படி உருப்படுவாங்க.
இது எல்லாம் போதாதுனு friends ங்க கிட்ட பார்த்தா வித விதமா #செல் வெச்சு இருக்கானுங்க. :p